I just had this conversation with myself:

I’m not wearing my brace
You’ve had it out for an hour now, put it back in
I don’t know where it is
It’s behind you
I know
Well get it then
I don’t want to move
Turn round
I could blog this
But that would be really lame
Yeah. I’m gonna, though

Bigotted spanking

Someone came to Dreamdust having done a search for ‘how to clean blackberries?’. In case they return, I feel that, in the name of science, I should reveal my two patented methods: (a) don’t bother – dog piss and exhaust fumes from a country lane are part of the “experience”, or (b) pick the blackberry, [...]

High achiever

There’s something mighty satisfying about having a reasonably good hair day, wearing good clothes and having an expensive camera slung round your neck when you come face to face with someone from your past. After all, nothing says high achiever better than a Nikon D50 ;)
I’d gone for a walk, taking my camera with [...]

It was like something out of West Side Story …

… only with sheep

I’m going to be the size of a barrel if I don’t stop eating all this chocolate …

mmm, chocolate barrel …

Mofo kidney stone in the house, yo

Just got back after nearly two hours at the hospital. I had a bit of a wait as there had been an emergency earlier in the day, so they were running about an hour behind. Still, I’ve been the emergency myself at least twice in my career, so I don’t mind waiting a while. Even [...]

Ready for autumn

Autumn’s very much on its way, isn’t it? I’m wearing two pairs of socks, a long-sleeved top, my hoodie and a pair of jeans. But my legs are a bit chilly and I’m beginning to think it’s coming to the time for wearing my cords, which I find strangely exciting cos it also means that [...]