Treasure

I’m very dirty at the moment, having spent the day in the garden heaving soil here and there. Other people would have jumped straight into the shower, but I prefer to stew in my own filth for a while, cos otherwise I don’t get all the nutrients, you see.
My very bones will indeed be aching [...]

No more tracks

The train tracks that had been cemented to my teeth came off today :) The bottom track had been on since the end of September last year and the top since the beginning of January. I could show you before and after photos, but I don’t think the internet has done anything bad enough to [...]

I guess they must have invented keypad lock for a reason

Q: What happens when you leave your phone unlocked in your rucksack, with only your keys and a bottle of water for company?
A: It sends a blank text to Arnulf and then sends “pppq” to the local police.
I was out for a walk when this happened. It’s amazing how quickly the seasons change before your [...]

It’s good when they fall into the gutter

I didn’t mean to leave it this long before writing more, but a few things have happened and now I must catch up. While berating me for not writing more blogs back in July, Lauren said, “I just want to know what you’re doing”, which I found rather touching among all the berating and lambasting, [...]

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