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Call Diane

3 May 2006

I went to Stansted Airport this morning in order to partake in a shady under-the-counter deal with a handsome rogue. Once the deal was made, I returned to the car park, where I found this piece of paper lying on the ground.

Call Diane
Call Diane
Gary ran over Bob in the Hoover bay

I wish there had been a phone number for Diane, as I still have so many questions. ‘How’s Bob?’ for example – and “Did Gary actually run him over with a Hoover?”

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