In my pants

18 January 2008

You may remember a while ago that John taught me that saying “beer can” sounds like you’re saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent. Hilarious. Except it didn’t seem to work for many of my American readers, the poor things. My Austrian guy speaks fabulous English so I tried it out on him when I was in Salzburg and it almost worked. However, he did come up with a great alternative. Try the German word “Birkhahn”.

John taught me another wonderful thing yesterday. Take any film title (or song title) and add “in my pants” to the end of it. We were laughing so hard at this last night. For example:

- It’s A Wonderful Life in my pants

- Signs in my pants

- You’ve Got Mail in my pants

- Armageddon in my pants

- What Women Want in my pants

- Forrest Gump in my pants

- Sliding Doors in my pants