In no particular order
16 July 2008
* I’m running away at the weekend. Ok, not quite true. I’m flying away. There, that sounds much better. Suzy and I are off to Germany for a couple of concerts from the Meister. I’m sort of hoping that my new lens won’t have arrived by then, so I won’t need to decide whether or not to take it with me. By the way, short of putting my head in a bag, is there any way to avoid Boat Hair while on a boat?
* I thinned out my carrots. I thought I’d try transplanting the thinnings elsewhere to give myself a little extra carrotage. The floppy pile of carroty uselessness I’m now left with tells me that this was not possible.
* Sam had her hen night last Saturday, which was a fine affair in London. We had lesson in how to make shots and cocktails before dinner and dancing. Let it be noted that I pour a mean B52. Let it also be noted that drinking a glass of champagne on a fairly empty stomach makes it difficult to get up the stairs to the bar to have the lesson. Then drinking a shot, a cocktail and various “sips” of other people’s cocktails makes it even more difficult to get back down the stairs for the meal. Should this happen, allow Lauren to order for you.
* I rang the police the other day. Very exciting. You park your car for sale so that it’s blocking most of the footpath – the footpath that leads to the primary school – and I will soooo tell on you, sucker.
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16th July 2008 @ 12:36 am
Well, have a great weekend! Alas, I know no methods of avoiding boat hair.
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16th July 2008 @ 4:53 am
You know, I’ve been experimenting with my pool hair since 7days in June. I imagine it’s along the same lines as boat hair. The worst results come from putting my hair up in a ponytail or a bun.
I’ve found that leaving my hair down, or pulling only half of it up actually looks the best. It’s going to act up of course, but not nearly as much.
Enjoy your weekend! I love that you called the police. Haha! What happened to the car?
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16th July 2008 @ 8:03 pm
oh yeah, i ordered for you…..i remember now….;)
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16th July 2008 @ 9:43 pm
Wow, sounds like fun all the way around! Have fun in Germany! Sorry, I live in such a dry place…that we don’t often have boat hair issues, but I wish you luck! ;)
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29th July 2008 @ 8:22 am
“carrotage” = my new favorite word.
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