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I promise I’d walk it every day

Lauren and I went to the zoo just over a week ago, shunning work for a gloriously sunny day outside, looking at giraffes and eating ice lollies. Damn, being a grownup is awful. But do you know what is the best fun? And I’m sure Lauren will only concur: going to the zoo with someone [...]

Just so we’re clear

I currently hate everyone and everything. I’m tired of not being able to go to concerts I want to because they’re not seated venues. I’m tired of companies very politely calling me a liar. You said to get a taxi and remit the receipt for refund. No, we didn’t. Yes, you fucking did. This hard [...]

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