Bowling à la Suzy

22 January 2010 | No Comments

Approach 1:

Hold the ball high above your head, putting the fear of God into those behind you, before throwing it down the lane with great venom. The ball should make a satisfying, loud SMACK as it hits the floor with force, so as to underscore your great might.

Approach 2:

At the urging of your (cowering) friends, try releasing the ball from your grasp much closer to the ground. Rather than being one step away from throwing the ball overarm, try a gentle underarm roll.

Ensure your friend is there behind you, looking through the viewfinder, ready to document this new approach.