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Bowling à la Suzy

22 January 2010

Approach 1:

Hold the ball high above your head, putting the fear of God into those behind you, before throwing it down the lane with great venom. The ball should make a satisfying, loud SMACK as it hits the floor with force, so as to underscore your great might.

Suzy, bowling

Approach 2:

At the urging of your (cowering) friends, try releasing the ball from your grasp much closer to the ground. Rather than being one step away from throwing the ball overarm, try a gentle underarm roll.

Ensure your friend is there behind you, looking through the viewfinder, ready to document this new approach.

"Where's the ball?" I wondered

Then throw the ball at her.

Ah, THERE it is.

“Accidentally”.

Gumballs

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2 Responses to “Bowling à la Suzy”

  1. Tina
    14th June 2010 @ 11:57 pm

    I’ve got those exact socks.

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  2. Nearly a strike and a half : dreamdust
    28th September 2010 @ 9:49 pm

    [...] been bowling before for Suzy’s birthday, I’d not participated. Unless you call near-decapitation participation? The ball was too heavy for me to exert any control over it, so I just took photos at [...]

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