Something manly
Look! It’s a chinook! How manly! (The new normal of All Babies All The Time will return forthwith, so I thought the Manly Men of my readership may enjoy this brief respite)
Wait. What?
It’s been one of the most popular headlines on the front page of the BBC News site for days, so you’d have thought I’d have got it by now. But no. Every time I see the headline “Jordan in Christian relics row” I still stop and wonder what Katie Price has been up to now.
Note to self #3
Going to sleep on the sofa instead of getting up to get a drink did not solve the thirst problem. However, using the laptop as an electric blanket was very effective. Well done on that.
Note to self #2
Having double high-fived John, don’t then go to head butt him in the stomach, because there’s every chance he could now have balled his right hand into a fist and you could punch yourself in the eye on it.
Note to self
When trying on a jacket that needs to be altered, do not completely zone out and forget what you’re wearing. For in absent-mindedly scratching an itch you may stab yourself in the face with the pins that you’d forgotten were in the sleeve of the jacket and come close to sticking a pin in your [...]
Things I can’t do yet
1. Get dressed up for going out on Sunday evening 2. Pack for my trip on Tuesday 3. Open my Lindt advent calendar and eat the chocolate It’s all dreadfully frustrating.



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