A Letter

Dear Left Leg, Please give it a rest with the aggravating muscle twitch you’ve got going on at the moment. It’s been two days. Yours sincerely, Your Owner

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Thursday’s random facts #2

* The four days I spent in Salzburg in December 2004 were hitherto the best holiday I’ve had * I liked Enid Blyton’s “Secret Seven” stories, but not the “Famous Five” * If I was taller, I’d dress completely differently * I have almost no recollection of Suzy from the first year of grammar school [...]

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I thought this was what friends were for?

Having cruelly and recklessly abandoned me in order to gallavant in Germany for a few days, Suzy has now re-graced the country with her presence. I was informed of her re-entry into Kentish airspace by a text message from her and was delighted to read that there was a “yummy Geschenk” in the offing. However, [...]

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Thursday’s random facts #1

* I’ve always thought I’d like a hamster, but I’m not sure I would really * New stationery makes my day * I’m a minimalist hoarder * I worry about being bored and take craploads of stuff with me when I travel – just in case * The things I wish I hadn’t said or [...]

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Like a fool, I tell you

Do you know what’s the most fun in the world? Putting your iPod in your ears, wacking the volume way up and dancing, stomping and drumming like a deranged idiot to Hubert von Goisern’s Poika in the office while no-one’s around.

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