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Rude ones

6.8.06
TV: “hockenheim shunt”
dad: “sounds like rhyming slang”

16.1.06 (I don’t think she meant it to come out this way)
Suzy: “Anal sex good, food bad”

17.12.05 (playing pictionary)
Dave: “I can’t draw that, it’ll look like a cock!”

16.12.05
Mum: “we must have another 2-3-way gang bang thing” (3-way extension lead)

11.11.05
Suzy: “You wouldn’t get a nipple tickle for that” (£5)

13.9.05
Rogue: (downloading a big email) “I fucking hate it … I don’t want their music on here … sending me pictures of pregnant women with their babies…”

5.12.00
John about Lee: “He’s very loud for such a big, fat bastard”

2.11.03 a mobile phone conversation
Sarah: “What are you doing?”
Suzy: *squeak*
Sarah: “Are you naked?”
Suzy: *snort*
Sarah: “What’s her name?”

31.3.00
CG: “Suzanne makes love upon national monuments with style and enthusiasm and … anyone at all”

Big John: “I’m just tossing in my mind”
Everyone: “Well, I do wish you wouldn’t”

27.7.96
Dad to Mum: “Look at Lee’s legs”
Lee: “never mind that, look at my willy!”

8.1.99
A drunken Sam to Sarah at 12.20am: “Have you ever had sex with him?”
nearly 2 years later, she still believed that Sarah had

9.3.99
Mr G to Ella while she was lying on the floor: “Are you waiting for a bloke?”

8.10.98
Helen to Lara: “Will you just fucking shut up?”
Mrs Corp: “Did I hear that?”

11.5.00
Lynsey: “Bang on and live with it”

Sarah: “A dildo of a play” (Oh What A Lovely War)

Mrs Corp: “I’ll have you know I’m stacked”

Lauren: “Shakespeare can never be naturalistic because it was bollocks”

20.9.99
Lynsey: “Talk from your clitoris”

17.5.99
Suzy: “Come Wednesday – is that like Good Friday or Shrove Tuesday?”

8.11.99
Ella: “He kept putting his hand up her skirt”
Sam: “Sand?”

11.5.00
Lauren re Lynsey: “Queen of the quickie”

1.12.99
Mr G: “How long is it?”
Sarah: “About three minutes”
Mr G: “You don’t want it doing twice do you?”

11.10.99
Chantelle: “Ooh, I’m leaking”
Mrs Corp: “That’ll be all that post-dancing”

18.2.00
Lauren to Chantelle: “You’re a fucking idiot! What are you, stupid?”


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